08 May 2010

It's not that I'm anti-kid.....

It's just very unfortunate that I rarely see examples of well behaved children. It seems a lack of follow through from the parent's side of things. For example, when your 2 year old runs up to a pot of flowers and starts picking them, it's not really cool to say "oh, isn't she cute!" No. I gaurentee that the owner of those flowers (in this situation me) does not think it's cute. They had been outside for 2 days and now they are shredded. As a child I wouldn't have dreamt of doing such a thing. I recall being terrified of my neighbors and most certainly didn't touch anything in stores (they were for big people and it was a big treat that I was allowed to go in). Now, I'm not tooting my own horn here, it has been verified by unbiased sources I was not a jackhole kid (that happened later...). So when kids come in and start throwing rice from displays around, smearing makeup on every surface he can reach and screaming at "the doggy" I can sure as shit gaurentee that is not cute...

I know people look at me as the baby hater. I'm not. I'm an irresponsible parent hater. Which in turn makes me snub the kids. So, if you want to break the stereotype that "kids these days" aren't as out of control as they really are, don't be that guy who thinks it's really cute. Say no. And then we don't have to be baby haters....

....and I'm pretty sure you all hate me now...but I think I'm ok with that....

1 comment:

  1. yea i have to agree on this...there aren't very many kids that i actually enjoy being around due to their lack of good behavior.

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